Cursed by Carnal Forge. Promising but not my style. I’d love it if Jenna learns how to sing like this.

20.10.14
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Low-Pitched by Corporation 187. This is so energetic I should use it as my laundry day anthem.

13.10.14
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Hypnosia’s Circle of the Flesh. The intro is dragging but it opens up good. Won’t be in my ‘Songs to be played at my funeral’ list, but it’s okay, just not my cup of tea.

06.10.14
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The Crown’s Deathexplosion. I LOVE this. They hailed from Trollhättan. I hope that explains the awesomeness.

29.09.14
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Darkane’s Emanation of Fear. The intro is catchy. I found myself fluffing my hair to go headbanging at first but it tapered out so then I sat back primly on the floor. Bummer.

22.09.14
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Lets sit under a tree and read!

I kid. You won’t find me sitting on uncomfortable gnarly roots. I’d probably be on a hammock or a snug loungechair smack dab in the middle of an arbor somewhere.

So I went to Amazon to checkout a few things and found out I got around $ 7, which means I could buy nothing. 

I’m in the mood of tumblr-ing because I had Dayre for so long on my phone but I didn’t like it.

Lets sit under a tree and read!

I kid. You won’t find me sitting on uncomfortable gnarly roots. I’d probably be on a hammock or a snug loungechair smack dab in the middle of an arbor somewhere.

So I went to Amazon to checkout a few things and found out I got around $ 7, which means I could buy nothing.

I’m in the mood of tumblr-ing because I had Dayre for so long on my phone but I didn’t like it.

21.09.14
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Skeletonwitch’s Unending, Everliving. Sounds okay, but the ending is so abrupt. Video has flogging and blood. Must watch.

I really sound like a neandarthal, don’t I? Hahaha

15.09.14
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Aren’t they the cutest boys you’ve ever seen?

Kvelertak’s official video for Bruane Brenn. It means Burning Bridge, or Bridge Burning or whatever, and it’s such a HAPPY song! It’s happier than whatshisname Usher?Neyo?Drake?Nelly? Happy song. I really can’t remember, Tyrell? Farrell? What’s his name? Ferrel? It’s Farrell or something right?

Anywho, very adorable music video. Though in the world of HD and blu-ray, this video looks like it was recorded with this. I went over to RR but they have the same video though they slapped a HD tag on it (it’s not, they LIED)

Wtf am I dribbling shit all over, focus, the video is cute. The kids are Awesome, but I felt wary of the kid playing Erlend because he had attitude. Look at the way he holds the mic, that’s enough to tell me he’d sneak up at me at night to see if my chest moves when I breathe. 

I miss marijuana. 

18.08.14
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How to Calm a Baby with the help of K.I.N.G by Satyricon.

People who hasn’t been shown the light by the gods of metal say that this works with most babies. Babies can relate to metal because it resembles the sound they heard in their mummy’s (not necessarily metalhead) tummy. The rumbling, comforting thud of mummy’s heartbeat whatnot. I say it’s simply because metal is awesome and should be listened to every day and night for the good of mankind. (No, I don’t condone burning churches or sacrificing virgins or any other deviant doings, hahahaha)

Should try this with Jenna. Jazz loves 43 by Mushroomhead (my most favorite bestest ultimate song in the world, among others), I wonder what song would be Jenna’s favorite. Some melodic death would be perfectly girly for her.

10.08.14
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Sounds mellower than Inis Mona. This is The Call of the Wild by Eluveitie

21.07.14
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Should’ve been 100 most playable bass lines. And serious question, is every bass player fixated on Flea?

19.07.14
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And after the guy’s done, I can hire this three art masters to paint it!

The room in the video looks like it belongs to a little girl. Bunk beds and lilac walls? A lucky little girl!

05.07.14
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Is there any way I can contact this guy so he can build a house from scratch for me?

05.07.14
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Sorry to ruin (or cheer up!) your weekend but this is a polka version of Du Hast. I can’t unsee this. Not the fact that they’re shirtless, but they actully sound good. And funny.

There’s also a polka version of Metallica’s Sad But True, but it was horrid. Speaking about Metallicur, Herr J was on me incessantly over the fact that they’re selling out. We were watching Edge of Tomorrow’s trailer and I snidely said “Oh this must be Linkin Park”  don’t know how or why, he found out it was Metallicurs work.

I don’t care anymore about bands ‘selling out’, it’s inevitable. I can always find better music if I dig deeper. It’s just that everything becoming so bland nowadays. EVERYTHING. I haven’t heard a new, whole album I REALLY like. And I don’t know why, everything sounds so mellow, so soft and cuddly, so made for radio nowadays. WHY WHY WHY

MY MP3 FILES HASN’T CHANGED IN THE LAST 5 YEARS. I’ll download crap and delete them, most of my favorite songs were recorded way when I was just a nameless sperm. I WANT NEW BLOOD.

PS; It wasn’t Metallica, it was someone else whose name escape me at the moment, HAHAHAHA

31.05.14
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Doesn’t it sound lovely? Like melted butter. Kvelertak’s cover of Motorhead’s Metropolis. 

The original version of Metropolis

05.05.14
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