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COB’s Transference from their new album Halo of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:01:08 +0800

COB’s Transference from their new album Halo of Blood.

Pretty laidback. But Alexi is still spreading his legs, so all is fine. Okay, I kid. Nothing is fine. What the fuck is happening Alexi? This is boring, it definitely sounds like Bodom but there’s nothing new to it. What is happening in this world!

MI interviewing the love of my panties, on which member...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:01:13 +0800

MI interviewing the love of my panties, on which member they’d want to be in their band.

Also, several covers of the way Rob Zombie screamed “YEARGGRHH”

And 3 attributes (from all famous metalheads) of a Metal God. Them being metalheads, their answers ranged between limbs & organs. Why didn’t anyone say they want Dimebag’s honesty or Zakk Wylde’s kindness to animals?

Sylosis cover of Smashing Pumpkin’s Zero. They only...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:01:15 +0800

Sylosis cover of Smashing Pumpkin’s Zero. They only changed the vocals, so it’s hardly a cover, maybe a little handkerchief on your head when it’s raining. Need moar cowbell!

I love the original song. I hated the Evanescence cover of it. Now this?

Scouse Citizenship Test by Sebastian Coates & Phillippe...

Fri, 03 May 2013 10:00:56 +0800

Scouse Citizenship Test by Sebastian Coates & Phillippe Coutinho. So adorable!

From The RedMen. Personally I think the punishment is over the...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:15:00 +0800

From The RedMen.

Personally I think the punishment is over the top outrageous. He should’ve punched Ivanovic, he’ll just get 3 match ban then. But I forget, he’s Luis Suarez, he’ll probably get a 15 match ban for punching people. #BlameSuarez

Here’s an excerpt from EOTK

- Going two-footed to break someone’s leg, end their career in the guise of winning the ball – red card & a 3 game ban (none if the ref was playing an upbeat song on his iPod before coming on to the field)
- Swiping the elbow across someone’s face/nose/throat – No action (or yellow card depending on what the ref had for breakfast)
- Blatant racism caught on camera and seen all over the world – 4 game ban (increases to 8 if it is only alleged and can’t be seen on camera, could be more if someone on FA’s panel had a fight with his wife)
- Biting someone infront of the referee – yellow card and no ban (subject to the meal ref was offered and whether the player is British or not)
- Biting someone behind the referee – 10 game ban.

Haxbrygd by Fintroll. Their sound doesn’t really evolve...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 10:01:13 +0800

Haxbrygd by Fintroll. Their sound doesn’t really evolve after all these years. I used to find them refreshing & cheerful, now, not so much. Am looking for more original orcs!.

So here’s Kalmah’s new song.from the Seventh...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:00:54 +0800

So here’s Kalmah’s new song.from the Seventh Swamphony album, out June 17.

It sounds okay but it’s not going to be my ringtone, you know what I mean.

Year Zero by Ghost B.C. NSFW. Got tits (not pretty ones) & a...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:00:54 +0800

Year Zero by Ghost B.C. NSFW. Got tits (not pretty ones) & a schlong.

I wish they’d casted a handsome Satan. Dave Grohl’s available isn’t he?

This was last year’s October/November LOL. Went to Jungle...

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:00:58 +0800

This was last year’s October/November LOL.

Went to Jungle Gym again for Z’s 3rd birthday. Jazz wore LFC’s old kit. He had super fun. He learnt to jump on the trampoline by himself, with me holding his hands of course. He loves the huge slide and went down on his own.

Meiecundimees uks Korsakob laks Eile Latti,” which apparently...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 10:00:35 +0800

Meiecundimees uks Korsakob laks Eile Latti,” which apparently means “Meiecundimees and Korsakob Just Went to Latvia.

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Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:00:46 +0800

This is the official video for Månelyst by Kvelertak. The new...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 10:00:50 +0800

This is the official video for Månelyst by Kvelertak. The new album is too cheerful, not that it’s a bad thing but I want the sound to be… coarser?

The video is okay, it’s like a compilation of bits & pieces of slasher movies trailers. Bonus; there’s a gimp.

Happy 2nd birthday, my precious little metalhead, Jazz!

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 22:52:14 +0800

Happy 2nd birthday, my precious little metalhead, Jazz!

Trepan by Kvelertak. This is from their latest album, Meir....

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 10:00:44 +0800

Trepan by Kvelertak. This is from their latest album, Meir. Sounds happy.

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Wed, 27 Feb 2013 10:01:05 +0800

Lets watch one of the gods singing Dream On! RJD’s voice...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 10:01:04 +0800

Lets watch one of the gods singing Dream On!

RJD’s voice was the ‘melt in your ears’ kind.

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Wed, 20 Feb 2013 10:01:06 +0800

To the Fallen Hero by God Forbid. I just found out the...

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 10:00:54 +0800

To the Fallen Hero by God Forbid.

I just found out the vocalist is black (don’t laugh), I’ve never bothered watching the video before since the song by itself gave me orgasm.

The pictures were taken in November last year. I even forgot...

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 10:01:10 +0800

The pictures were taken in November last year. I even forgot what the occasion was. The food was okay I guess.

Coleans dancing to Meshuggah’s Marrow. I KID! Credit to...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 10:01:08 +0800

Coleans dancing to Meshuggah’s Marrow.

I KID!

Credit to Metal Injection