On Mother’s Day gathering last 2 Sundays, Auntie Rat gave Herr J a big bottle of Rainforest Herbs’s Virgin Coconut Oil. The label was very simple, it can be used for cooking and beauty. Herr J’s been consuming a teaspoon of it everyday. I tasted it and it tasted like, well coconut oil, slick with a little tinge of sweetness at the end. I don’t like it. I prefer pills.
Link; Rainforest Herbs

On Mother’s Day gathering last 2 Sundays, Auntie Rat gave Herr J a big bottle of Rainforest Herbs’s Virgin Coconut Oil. The label was very simple, it can be used for cooking and beauty. Herr J’s been consuming a teaspoon of it everyday. I tasted it and it tasted like, well coconut oil, slick with a little tinge of sweetness at the end. I don’t like it. I prefer pills.

Link; Rainforest Herbs

22.05.12
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This is by Lars Andersson for his FW 2012. I imagine that if people wear it, they’ll have the urgent need to scream and growl.

More; Selectism

This is by Lars Andersson for his FW 2012. I imagine that if people wear it, they’ll have the urgent need to scream and growl.

More; Selectism

29.05.12
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Goodbye, Mr Emelianenko

Heartbreaking link. What’s sad is that he never really got to fight in the Octagon. Now enjoy beautiful Fedor.

Doesn’t it look surprisingly easy for him to do an armbar? That poor guy’s error of judgment anyway, who in the world would give Fedor their hand. Flipping people off is Fedor’s specialty because he works out by lifting truck tires instead of dumbbells and all those wimpy gym equipment. 

I hope he comes back like Nick Diaz.

26.06.12
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This is long overdue. Before we went to see the horse races, Herr J and I went to Uncle Dan’s place for Father’s Day celebrations. Auntie Rad was there with her heavenly pavlovas, for desserts, one cake is never enough for the JR family. Herr J said I should’ve asked her for the recipe because she seems ill and started seeing things. I love Auntie Rad out of all the aunts =(

This is long overdue. Before we went to see the horse races, Herr J and I went to Uncle Dan’s place for Father’s Day celebrations. Auntie Rad was there with her heavenly pavlovas, for desserts, one cake is never enough for the JR family. Herr J said I should’ve asked her for the recipe because she seems ill and started seeing things. I love Auntie Rad out of all the aunts =(

17.07.12
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I got this from the nice people of Oculus in the mail aeons ago and redeemed it a few weeks ago at Taipan. It was for 8 pieces of disposable contact lenses and there was still tons of it in the box yesterday. I wish they’d give it all to me. FREE STUFF!

I’ve worn a pair and it was comfortable. I won’t be buying them anytime soon because I’m loyal to my Freshlook Colorblends! Thank you anyway, Oculus!

18.09.12
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One of our favorite pastime is checking out how our fishes are doing. Heh. We have some Arowana ponds at Bukit Merah Aquaculture

The first thing to do is set up a net to gather the fishes. Then a guy, on the picture is Angah, will manually check each fish for roe or in our case, baby fishes! We got lucky as the fish hadn’t thrown out the baby fishes yet, if he did, we could suffer some loss. All the roes & baby fishes will be counted and put in the nursery to ensure their safety =D 

As of now current market price for baby Arowanas are declining at rm150, half the price. One pond costs at average 100k (depending on the Arowana species, most expensive is the Goldenhead at 280k). A pond will house 20 fish, including 4 males. The males will keep the roes in their mouth before releasing them to the world. One male can keep an average of 30 roes/baby fish in their mouth. Show me the money! I hate TC.

BMA Facebook page.

25.09.12
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October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. 

This is a very good way to persuade more women to do their own touch test. It’s silly and cute. It doesn’t use scare tactics to bully people to do it. This is as effective as the I want a Man like Putin song. I like that song eventhough I’m scared shitless of him (for no other reason than he’s an ex KGB who knows Judo). I’ve always believe in this kind of psychological manipulation in a propaganda. It works.

02.10.12
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Jazz’s 20 months old Vocabulary
In addition to this, he also learnt
Dibas = toothbrush
Ipper = slippers
Inyap = cleanup
Ep = Help
Babas = Hi-5
Pen/Ow = Pain/Ow
Ben = Spoon, but sometimes he means bowl?
He can form 2 to 4 word sentences since last month. Things like “Whey mummy?” means Where’s mummy, “Mummy inyap” means Mummy’s cleaning up. “Deydhi theik khar yesh?” means Daddy take car, yes (while nodding his head). I taught him to say ‘yes’ to confirm if he really wants it. I would say “Jazz nak mamam? Yes?” If he hesitate, I will ask “No?” He will nod vigorously & reconfirm “Yes, mamam” or he’d lose interest and goes on his merry way if he’s not serious.
He can also pronounce ‘moon’ properly, instead of ‘mahn’.
He can count up to 2… One, Two, then he’ll go back to One… Upon prodding, he would spew out random numbers. One…three…nine…
I love you, baby. He looks grumpy in the picture because he had to sit at the back where the sun was on our heads.

Jazz’s 20 months old Vocabulary

In addition to this, he also learnt

Dibas = toothbrush

Ipper = slippers

Inyap = cleanup

Ep = Help

Babas = Hi-5

Pen/Ow = Pain/Ow

Ben = Spoon, but sometimes he means bowl?

He can form 2 to 4 word sentences since last month. Things like “Whey mummy?” means Where’s mummy, “Mummy inyap” means Mummy’s cleaning up. “Deydhi theik khar yesh?” means Daddy take car, yes (while nodding his head). I taught him to say ‘yes’ to confirm if he really wants it. I would say “Jazz nak mamam? Yes?” If he hesitate, I will ask “No?” He will nod vigorously & reconfirm “Yes, mamam” or he’d lose interest and goes on his merry way if he’s not serious.

He can also pronounce ‘moon’ properly, instead of ‘mahn’.

He can count up to 2… One, Two, then he’ll go back to One… Upon prodding, he would spew out random numbers. One…three…nine…

I love you, baby. He looks grumpy in the picture because he had to sit at the back where the sun was on our heads.

20.11.12
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Serenity. Okay these are pictures of my son sleeping.

11.12.12
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Happy birthday Jesus Christ! To honor your birthday I’d like to show you a video of Kvelertak performing Fossegrim with the help of mindfuckingly well coordinated Christmas lights!

But that’s not the only connection you have with Fossegrim, Fossegrim or Nix are men who lures women and children to their death by playing a violin! And they’re active on Midsummer’s nights, Christmas eve, and THURSDAYS.

Yeah, that’s according to Monstropedia.

25.12.12
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Here’s Jazz watching his favorite shows. Babas (Hi-5) and Bibu (Dibo the Gift Dragon). He also LOVES Chagitaa (Chuggington) and Yayo (Tayo the Little Bus). Since DisneyJr doesn’t show Chuggington anymore, it was replaced with Jungle Junction which is a piece of shit. Animals on wheels? Is it an elephant or a delivery van? Stop confusing little kids!

Jazz can watch these shows for minutes without even blinking.

08.01.13
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So old news right, Domino’s Pizza had some kind of facebook promotion. For more than a month, they gave out 100 regular pizza for $0.10 each, at 2 selected outlets everyday! I went to 2 outlets, one at Rianna Green, Tropicana and another at my corner of the world.

The Rianna Green one was fun. We went around 5pm, was wanting to ask how the ordering procedure would go. Herr J read a lot of unsatisfied comments on their facebook page about how disorderly & chaotic everything went at some outlets. The cashier said the promotion ended at 5pm (which is a goddamn joke because the page clearly state from 8 to 940pm) but she said we can still order. So we ordered 3 (limit is 1 per customer but babies also gets to order). We waited like 15minutes and went back home. My BIL went later after seeing our $0.10 pizza but he went back because there’s already a long line. I think they had to open up orders again seeing many disgruntled customers who actually went at the right time. 

At the 2nd outlet weeks later, we went around 7pm and actually had to do everything the proper way. We got our numbers, and waited for 8pm to order. Some customer told the cashier to tell everyone to order according to their numbers because at some places, assholes who came late, lined up first when the orders opens, which totally render the numbering system useless. We got all 3 of our pizzas around 820pm. 

All is good, except that Domino’s should train their staff to be more organized.

15.01.13
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Jazz and some stranger’s child… He’s friendly to those who ignore him, and he will ignore all the strangers who wants to play with him. He loves older Chinese girls though. I have no problem making him play with them. For other races, Jazz would stare & stay rooted to the spot despite repetitive urging of “Hug friend”, “Say Hi, friend” from me.

Okay I was being nice, for the darker ones, Jazz would just stare.

22.01.13
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Few weeks, or months ago I received three parcels from Anmum. I joined a contest, didn’t win but everyone gets a free 500g Anmum Essentials formula per entry. The winner sent in 10 entries. FTL. Well, thank you Anmum!

I hardly breastfeed Jazz. I didn’t know how to, he didn’t know how to, and even with a pump, I couldn’t express enough milk. Milk went oozing when I’m having a shower, but how to pump when I’m covered in bubbles? So I ended up having sore, bloated tits for a week.

Thank the Jews for formula. We tried S26 (too hot for him), Wyeth Something (whatever I forgot, it gave him diarrhea) and Anmum. Thank the Lord Lucifer for Anmum, or else I’ll have to feed him goat’s blood.

05.02.13
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The pictures were taken in November last year. I even forgot what the occasion was. The food was okay I guess.

12.02.13
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